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sand art from plastic nico on Vimeo.

holiday from plastic nico on Vimeo.

I found this site with the 11 best moments of Samuel L Jackson screaming… Considering that I’m pretty convinced that Samuel L Jackson should rule the world, the article was clearly written for me. Some of them are better than others, though, so I’m putting the best ones on here:

Pulp Fiction wouldn’t have been Pulp Fiction without Samuel L Jackson. It actually would have been somewhat lame and that whole gimp part would have probably scared me off from it for the rest of my life.

The real question is: Who doesn’t believe they deserve to burn in hay-ell?

The line Samuel L Jackson took this shit-ass movie role for. And even when he’s half-assing it, he still sinks a rimshot.

And finally:

I had never heard of The Search for One-eye Jimmy before seeing this clip, and it was before Samuel L Jackson was actually Samuel L Jackson, but omg, this seriously has to be one of his best roles ever. And the line “If they hadn’t shot my dick off in ‘Nam, I’d whip it out and piss in your face!” should go down in movie line history. (Also, gotta love the clearly noticeable blacked-out teeth).

You know how there’s ONE Dave Matthew’s song out there that you actually kinda like but you refuse to actually SAY that you like it because then you might be one of those douchebags that actually likes Dave Matthews? You do? God, you’re so lame. Who the hell likes ANY Dave Matthew’s songs?

ahem.

But here’s a list of 7 Movies That Are Good But Have The Most Annoying Cult Followings. I have to say that I completely concur.

Even more annoying that the dipshit cult-followers, though, are those who claim to HATE one of the aforementioned films based on the audience. That’s so obnoxious. It’s not like they’re queer-ass Dave Matthews or anything. Get a clue, assholes. These movies go to eleven. (Another great film with a pretty annoying base that should be added. And if you don’t know what I’m talking about, bets are on the fact that you LOVE Dave Matthews and want to have his babies!)

aww yeah.

spent sunday at a local carnival, so i edited together a few video clips to go along with the ditty bops, whom i think actually make perfect carnival music (and if you’ve ever seen them, you might agree that they could possibly be carnies…), even though it’s not intended to be. there was cotton candy and ferris wheel rides and gravitron puking - you know, typical carnival stuff. there were also fireworks to finish the night off. good times.

carnivale sunday from plastic nico on Vimeo.

(ps - it wasn’t as empty as it looks, we just went really early. the afternoon/evening was packed.)
(pps - the chick at 1:04 is a carnie - a carnie in a scrunchie. it doesn’t get much more awesomely white trash than that.)

things found around the interweb:
A Mortal Kombat ending you may not remember:

Johnny Depp to play Riddler in new Batman; Phillip Seymour Hoffman plays Penguin. Christopher Nolan continues to be a genius.

Gary Coleman likes to run people over when he’s angry at them. That’s how he rolls.

Henry Rollins, lead singer of Black Flag turned professional letter-writer, admits to being pen pals with Charles Manson. Who, while a complete pyschopath, is an infinitely-cooler pen pal than Anne Culter.

Stop motion Simpsons intro Lego style:

Ghostbusters 3 is being made and the writers of The Office are scripting it. And that? Is the dooby dank sauce.

greeting card madness from plastic nico on Vimeo.

The above would be true in our house, considering that one of my kid’s started school yesterday. But, considering that I went back to school on Tuesday, we’re pretty much all in education misery over here. I’ve already got a stack of homework and a birthday party to plan and clean for this weekend, so I’m a bit preoccupied to say the least. But hey, if anyone wants to know anything about the behavior of their frontal lobes or the religious behaviors of the Mesopotamians, I’m your girl.

an extremely short experiment with stop motion featuring my beloved wind up sushis! (sushis? sushi?)

chaotic sushi from plastic nico on Vimeo.
maybe i should have swept the floor first.